Acceptance speechesTom's 25th Annual Oscar Contest
February 24, 2008
First Place: Lance Elko
"Silly me! I forgot about the Oscars on Sunday night because I saw that the USA Network had (at last!) scheduled Episode 79 of Walker, Texas Ranger. Overjoyed, I put all else out of my mind for the evening. I'm sure the Oscars were fun to watch, and I plan on sending my winnings as a political conrribution to whatever candidate Chuck Norris decides to support. (Also, thank you, Tom, for making this a fun annual event.)"
Ezra Olson, Second Place Winner:
"I would like to thank my parents for knowing Kathy Yakal and leading me to this marvelous contest."
Amy Johnson, Booby Prize Winner:
"Two-peat! Damned sound mixing!"