Contest Summary and Acceptance SpeechesTom's 28th Annual Oscar Contest
February 27, 2011
First Place: David English
Oscar Night 2011 had few surprises. The King's Speech won most of the major awards, including Best Picture, Best Director, Best Actor, and Best Original Screenplay. It was the smaller awards that determined the outcome of Tom's Oscar Contest. Constance Sweeney led the field for most of the evening, only to be passed by David English and a computer-generated contestant near the end.
When the golden dust settled, David finished first with 120 points, followed by the "Computer Average" virtual contestant with 115 points. ("Computer Average," created by Tom's OscarCalc program, represents the mode average of the human choices.) But the computer is ineligible to win, so the Second Place Prize went to Constance, who finished with the third-highest score of 112 points. Amy Johnson won the last-place Booby Prize with a perfect score of zero points, edging out four other contestants who each scored one point.
Constance Sweeney is an area sales manager for NewScale, an enterprise-software company in Silicon Valley. Constance is a frequent contestant, and this is the first time she has won a prize in Tom's Oscar Contest.
Amy Johnson, a freelance writer in Seattle, won the Booby Prize in 2007 and 2008 and finished second in 2001. Amy has also appeared on TV's Jeopardy.
David English, First Place Prize:
"Surprised I won? Just a coincidence? I don't think so. Think about it. For years, I struggled in the background, hardly ever winning any of the prizes. Then last year, I won second place. And this year, I won first place. See the pattern?
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Constance Sweeney, Second Place Prize:
"Hey, not bad for a blonde! If I hadn't let my roots grow out, maybe I would have won first place. Oh, f---! What did I just say?"
Amy Johnson, Booby Prize:
"To have been part of a contest that touched so many lives this year is an honor. Thank you, Tom. This is a girlhood ambition come true tonight."
Computer Average, Second Place (ineligible to win):